TRANSFORMERS 4

TRANSFORMERS 4! My brothers and sisters, those of you who have sat through 3 Transformers flicks and managed to survive, I first let us remove our hats to those who bailed out after Transformers 2 and pour a little popcorn out for the homies who gave up after that train wreck of a movie Transformers 3 and now for all of you who are ready for the next exploding sensory overload, let me throw some words of caution out to you. This is not a movie, it is a two and a half hour exploding toy commercial directed by a 12 year old boy with a head full of Red Bull, a box of 4th of July fireworks and his father's girly book stash. Forget script and acting and everything else I would normally mention in a review this flick is nothing but explosions, fighting robots, explosions, sexy barely legal (and sometimes less than illegal) bimbos, explosions, American flags, explosions, one liners, explosions and good old Marky Mark Wahlberg. That is absolutely ALL that it is. So if you're still interested in that I highly recommend it but if you're not, you are going to hate it's robotic guts! Its disgustingly over the top, uncomfortably sexual, seizure inducing and absolutely out of control. It's damn near criminal how much money and effort went into this exploding nuclear bomb of a movie but hey, I still have got to say that it was fun seeing what $210 MILLION DOLLARS can buy you in Hollywood. Transformers 4 gets a 1.5...out of 5.