I saw THE CONJURING the other day... What do you get when you have a film studio that can't decide on whether it wants to make an exorcism movie, a haunted house movie, a scary doll movie or a creepy ghost kid movie? Apparently you throw all four scripts in a pot, stir over high heat and come up with this incoherent horseshit. This was truly one of the most embarrassingly paint-by-numbers/built-by-committee films I have ever seen. Its like a computer took every part that anyone ever jumped at in the last 25 "horror" films and cut and pasted them into a ransom note of a movie that I personally believe has kidnapped 2 hours of my life and I don't believe I'll be getting it back. The whole movie really has no clue what it wants to do, the characters do straight up retarded things and there was more than a few times I put my hands up in the air and literally shouted "Aww C'mon!" Hack writing, a plodding pace and something like 7 completely superfluous characters marred this movie in my opinion. The Conjuring gets a 2...out of 5.
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